Monday, February 17, 2014

Chocolate minefield.

We are getting pretty low on chocolate around here.  So I had to open up the old Russell Stover assorted "fine chocolates" heart.  Oh, how cute.  They give you a little chocolate map.
I guess life is not like a box of these chocolates at all.  I know exactly what I am getting.  And I don't like it one bit.  Just reading "apricot cream," "molasses chew," and "roman nougat" makes my mouth unhappy. I know I am in for disappointment but I am desperate here.  So I tried a few.  Here, Russell Stover, I made a new chocolate map for you:
Now I have to get a glass of wine to wash the taste of roman nougat out of my mouth.  Your chocolate is the worst.  Crappiest filling choices ever. That's all I have to say about that.

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