I guess life is not like a box of these chocolates at all. I know exactly what I am getting. And I don't like it one bit. Just reading "apricot cream," "molasses chew," and "roman nougat" makes my mouth unhappy. I know I am in for disappointment but I am desperate here. So I tried a few. Here, Russell Stover, I made a new chocolate map for you:
Now I have to get a glass of wine to wash the taste of roman nougat out of my mouth. Your chocolate is the worst. Crappiest filling choices ever. That's all I have to say about that.